- Ask Batman if he thinks Santa Claus has the power to bring back dead parents this year.
- Ask Aquaman if he thinks Santa Claus could ever be bothered to get scuba gear for the reindeer so he could give the King of the Sea those Spongebob DVDs he’s been asking for.
- Ask Wonder Woman if she’s letting men like Santa Claus on Themyscira yet. Then ask if she letting men like Superman into her pants yet.
- Kill Santa Claus.
Mall cop power trip.
Merry Winter Solstice from Friendly Atheist
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