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Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Americans Of ‘Demonic’ Halloween Candy
“Most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”
Yeah, well I don’t buy X-mas candy for the exact same reason. Nuns and priests use their magical power of prayer to replace the nougat with holy spirit, which will wash one’s brain upon consumption, turning them into a zombified Catholic. (I mean, have you ever been to a Catholic mass - zombies one and all).
Really, people believe this stuff. Oh, yeah…they do.
2009.11.01 10:54am ∞
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Fuck I hate people.
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